GunColony Origins - Crates

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GunColony Origins - Crates

Post by Turbo » 9 months ago

The third Origins story series out of 5 released for 2017.

GunColony Origins - Crates
"Ugh, not another NS2000! GOD DAMN IT!" said Kiathro, as he opened another crate that had a NS2000 shotgun, the NS2000 he had was already maxed out hit NS2000 a while ago when he clutched an Elimination match in the combat simulator. Crates are very unforgiving objects in the country of GunColony, many veterans and rookies alike get very excited when they get these items because they are such a big gamble item.

Crates were given as prizes whenever people participated in those crazy simulation matches from Team Deathmatch to Arms Race, from rotten wood boxes to the ultra-rare mythical crates that were made out of unicorn bones and Bigfoot skin. Usually the wooden boxes often contained ugly junk and piles of cash that were torn, but those crazy rare cases always contained pristine guns and always carried a ton of cash.

Many people never were lucky in crates because of the rigged system, such as this one day when The_Frumious went extremely angry after opening a half-broken Maliwan sub-machine gun that was missing it's ECU chip and it's elemental burn gas chamber parts, being literally ripped off after opening an exotic crate.

It wasn't just always him despite the fact he was the most unluckiest person ever, but many others. SilverFlaming once opened a gigantic crate, only to leave him disappointed with a rusted, smelly NTW-20 that had a broken scope and a bent barrel.

But one day, there was a person who hit the craziest jackpot known to GunColony. This wasn't just a person. He was an all-powerful fire spirit that was almost as good some of the best people in the military. His name was ProBlazeX. He won a very ugly-looking wooden crate that was assumed to contain guns that were abused and only had like a few cents in the bottom.

Many people were never this lucky like ProBlazeX, since he had such an insane luck whenever he opened crates. Rumors spread that he was the one to rig the crates, but the GunColony associates denied this, claiming they never ever took bribes or favored a person or any organization ever since some of Majir's lawyers who went on frequently tried to bribe them with 4.5 million dollars.

When ProBlazeX opened the ugly wooden crate, the crate exploded and rained with ultra-pristine weapons, manufacturers ranging from Heckler and Koch, to Hyperion, and even Hakke. Money exceeding millions of dollars rained everywhere, making all the poor players who never were lucky enough to get a clean AK-103 very jealous.

Breaks, Trexar, Asrielite, and awesomepetie35 stopped opening their crates and look at ProBlazeX's showering of loot, guns were parachuting from above and so were gold-plated cases full of money, and they raided his house for his treasures. But ProBlazeX took out a Negev, telling them not to mess around despite the fact they were just as good as him in the simulation.

Later, all the weapon companies that were interviewed by the GunColony government also denied that they were giving ProBlazeX all the top-of-the-line weaponry, and they said he never came to their weapon dealers and asking for their weaponry.

Legend says to this day ProBlazeX is still receiving weapons from crappy crates. Up next: GunColony Origins - The Fire Launcher
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Post by TotalyRosssome » 9 months ago

PRE PATCH FIRE LAUNCHER
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Post by awesomepetie35 » 9 months ago

TotalyRosssome wrote:
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PRE PATCH FIRE LAUNCHER
Lmao the most OP gun in GC history is pre patch FL
I"M PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!

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Post by ProBlazeX » 9 months ago

10/10 would read again

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Post by TotalyRosssome » 9 months ago

It would be amazing if the guns actually came with bent or broken parts so you would have to repair them with tokens and stuff.
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Post by Trexar » 9 months ago

If Frumious could take an axe to the crates, he would...
DEFINITIV DU NICHT!

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Post by _VenoMs » 9 months ago

"a half-broken Maliwan sub-machine gun"

*Borderlands 3 confirmed*



GEARBOX SOFTWARE WE HAVE AN IDEA FOR BORDERLANDS 3!!!!

Off topic: Ayee, borderlands 1!!! Favorite FPS shooter game!
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Post by Breaks » 9 months ago

_VenoMs wrote:
9 months ago
"a half-broken Maliwan sub-machine gun"

*Borderlands 3 confirmed*



GEARBOX SOFTWARE WE HAVE AN IDEA FOR BORDERLANDS 3!!!!

Off topic: Ayee, borderlands 1!!! Favorite FPS shooter game!
Borderlands 3 has been confirmed for a long time :coldsweathaha:
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Post by _VenoMs » 9 months ago

Breaks wrote:
9 months ago
_VenoMs wrote:
9 months ago
"a half-broken Maliwan sub-machine gun"

*Borderlands 3 confirmed*



GEARBOX SOFTWARE WE HAVE AN IDEA FOR BORDERLANDS 3!!!!

Off topic: Ayee, borderlands 1!!! Favorite FPS shooter game!
Borderlands 3 has been confirmed for a long time :coldsweathaha:
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Post by Turbo » 9 months ago

Breaks wrote:
9 months ago
_VenoMs wrote:
9 months ago
"a half-broken Maliwan sub-machine gun"

*Borderlands 3 confirmed*



GEARBOX SOFTWARE WE HAVE AN IDEA FOR BORDERLANDS 3!!!!

Off topic: Ayee, borderlands 1!!! Favorite FPS shooter game!
Borderlands 3 has been confirmed for a long time :coldsweathaha:
After that, I want some Battlefield: Bad Company 3 as well to go along with the third-game stuff.

Half-Life 3
Battlefield Bad Company 3
Borderlands 3

What else needs a third game?
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