GunColony Origins: Headglitching

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GunColony Origins: Headglitching

Post by Turbo » 11 months ago

GunColony Origins - Headglitching

It was a very quiet night in the training facility at the PVP Simulation Center, a heavily classified military training simulator that was half-functioning due to the massive amount of bugs. A player walks in the field, ready to fire their AWP, he slowly creeps around the bushes in Jungle as he looks for any enemies that are hiding.

The player is immediately shot by Asrielite as his CheyTac M200 penetrates through the shallow leaves, hitting the player in the torse, making him respawn all the way back to this spawn. Asrielite looks around the same spot as he drops down, a random players near one of the trees perches on the platform and glitches his gun through the buggy cover. Asrielite fires, but his bullet does not do a single point of damage against the headglitcher, who immediately kills him with the rusted, half-broken, and barely-functioning SCAR-20.

The same player who glitched through the glitchy wooden barrier also later kills Trexar as he was puking his disgusting Polish sausage ration in the middle of a fight because it tasted terrible. Later, SilverFlaming takes Trexar's half-eaten Polish sausage and throws it at the headglitchers and surprisingly kills him despite the fact it was only a food item, not a weapon.

"Ugh, that thing has to be the worst thing I've ever eaten ever since the GSG-9 meals." said Trexar as he respawned near the tanks, known as the blue spawn to many veteran players like him alike.

Meanwhile, The_Frumious sees another headglitching player, this time with a Negev. He insults the person by flipping the bird off at the person and retreating to a hidden spot with the Dying Star, an alien rifle that melted enemies into ash when shot enough. He shoots the player, but the advanced weapon could not do anything against a simulator-breaking glitch that ended up shot by the same player who used the Negev as a P250, who also killed Rijam in the last few matches ago.

Unfortunately, ProBlazeX in the corner who managed to kill most of the headglitchers ran out of ammunition, making his NTW-20 utterly useless against enemies behind those broken walls that enabled to use those as a very tough shield. An enemy pops up from the ground, randomly shoots ProBlazeX through the thicc bushes with their Dualies, hitting ProBlazeX's spiritual brain, turning him into pure ashes.

60 seconds on the clock, SilverFlaming fights out 3 players with his SPAS-12, rapidly ejecting the spent shotgun shells at a very rapid pace, only to waste their efforts to a person who was headglitching with the M82 through the cave. Later, the same person kills and get a penetration kill by killing The_Frumious and Asrielite through 69 walls of concrete, stone, and wood. Even ProBlazeX wasn't able to hit the headglitcher with the NTW-20 as it failed to deal damage thanks to the broken bullet hit registration system.

After the match, Asrielite decided to scoff and yell at the security camera and punching it off with a piece of meat.

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Post by EliasWild » 11 months ago

u said "Thicc"111!!!1!1 ban1!1
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Post by Turbo » 11 months ago

EliasWild wrote:
11 months ago
u said "Thicc"111!!!1!1 ban1!1
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Post by TotalyRosssome » 11 months ago

Dope af.
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Post by Trexar » 11 months ago

I can still taste the Polish food....
DEFINITIV DU NICHT!

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